Rachel's Shows

PICTURES

I live in Spain now!

See my Barcelona Photo Gallery!

PICTURES from L.A. (2000-2003)



Before I do shows, I like to get motivated by having
friends like Matt Patterson show me their latest surgical scars.


Moving to Milwaukee? Purchase lovely steel siding for your home from my dad's company, Reliable Siding & Trim! With over 40 years' home improvement experience and an award from Channel 6's Tom Hooper, David Arieff stands by his work!



Taking time out from my whirlwind schedule to
share a special moment with my cat, Mr. Tacos.


Me & the original "Smoking Grandma" Amy Daulton, both out of drag.


Dude, that's comedian Andrew Donnelly making 'em laugh at Discotown.


Get on the Dork Train to Discotown!

THESE ARE MY MOVIES.
You need Quicktime to view them. Don't worry, it's free!

NYC: 1998-2000
These movies were directed and shot by Paul Sullivan.


Anyone who's worked with the vicious, power-suited broads of the corporate world doesn't need this short film, Al Fresco, to tell them it's a jungle out there ... but it sure is fun to watch! Shot in the World Trade Center, circa 1998.
Broadband - Dial up
Having trouble dealing with the jerks at work? Don't worry, you're not alone. Just watch the adventures of Nancy, the Office Assistant Who's Covered in Blood! Good-natured Nancy kills 'em with kindness, but sometimes even she gets down. And that's when her teeny superhero friend Tiny Little Naked Girl comes to the rescue!

Los Angeles: 2000-2004


Broadband
Watch my critically-acclaimed lap interview with Jeff Favre of Jath.com!
Dial-up


Jeff ended up directing my solo show! Here's a movie about the process. Broadband Dial-up


Future celebrity spokesperson Rachel Arieff warns against smoking in her Showbiz Reel.


On certain very special nights, I become America's Most Handicapable Beauty Queen, Pepper Childs!


I can stand not quite perfectly still & tell jokes in my
Stand-Up Movie.


See my Kazoo Trick during a live performance of "Hollywood Shitbox"!


Waxing poetic on my friendly neighborhood Strip Club.


My motivational speech on
office work.


Broadband - Dial-up
Smoking Grandma, LIVE!


Lovely farewell video by Jath.com! Broadband or Modem


See how happy I am? Someone just told me about Vicodin. My problems with men began at an early age. My first grade picture. Look how normal I seem! Damn, does my mom's hair in this picture make me hungry for a Delicious Whipped Dessert.
Rachel Arieff: The Formative Years
See? Even back then, I didn't let the lack of a crowd keep me from putting on a show! Peeing in the pool and proud of it. The "Prophecy of the Orange Lei " has come true: Scroll down to the "Orange Boa Gallery" and see for yourself! Fag Hag In Training

Look! it's my SMOKIN', TAPDANCIN' GRANDMA!

Hear her song Smoking Grandma on the MUSIC PAGE.
To look and feel younger, I like to
indulge in the most popular pastime
of American teenage girls.
 		At the peak of her career, Pepper Childs was a famous billboard model for
J&J Beepers.
Then tragedy struck in a modeling accident, and Pepper lost the use of her legs. But Pepper never let that slow her down. Now she's America's most handicapable beauty queen, hosting her very own variety show -- "Pepper Childs Presents!"


Me & the Smileytown Boys always start the day off right with a complete, nutritious breakfast!

Me & the Smileytown Boys always get ready together before a gig.

We always sleep together with our instruments. Since my piano's too big for the bed, I get to sleep in the middle.




Rachel & the Smileytown Boys, Eric Rudnick (on drums) & Garner Knutson (on bass) in action.



At the Rotating Talk Show, I'm not just the sidekick/bandleader.
I also rub my butt in host Gregg Lobb's face.

The World Trade Center Gallery

Before nutbag fundamentalist dickwads destroyed the World Trade Center, I'd worked there as a temp in Tower Two.
I didn't like it all that much. So I decided to write a show about it, (ironically) titled "Success Story". I wanted some awesome images for the flyers, so I asked my friend Dalton Helms to take pictures of me begging for change (dressed in proper corporate attire, of course), drinking a 40-oz. of Bud on the famous Wall Street Bull, smoking a bong next to other workers on their "smoke break", and posing in the World Trade Center with no pants on. We even got a full-frontal panty shot of me coming out of the Tower Two lobby. It was awesome. Why can't every day at work be like that?
Click on the pictures to enlarge, and for more fascinating facts about each one.
This concludes the Fun World Trade Center Portion on my site. If you'd like something more melancholy,
may I suggest the June 21 & 27 entries in my diary. I thank you for your time.

"Need a light, miss?" This dude was so cool, he lit my bong, with a straight face, without being asked.

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